This is for a mate of mine who said" Dabitch dahling, I never see you these days. All the pictures of that kid of yours. What the hell are YOU doing these days? What color is your hair now?"

Well, I guess that's what they meant when they said your life will never be the same again. For example, I can't seem to a find a recent shot of me that doesn't have "that kid of mine" in it as well. Also, I haven't dyed my hair any funky colors in years. I barely have time to shower, forget three-hours dying sessions every three weeks!