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That begs the question explained.

dabitch — Saturday, February 9, 2008 - 10:33

The Non-Expert explains why everyone is doing it wrong at The Morning News.

You might find the following argument, originally posed by my abusive uncle to his teenage stepson, a bit more useful—if not way more convincing:

  • I am a mortal being.
  • Wait, no, I am an immortal being.
  • Make me a grilled-cheese sandwich, asshole, or I’ll incinerate your Datsun.

    See also this handy grammatical advice from dinosaurs.

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