Dear Webmaster, I sent you an email on March 11, 2010, with a subject line of "Partnership Request from [redacted]" Did you receive it? Our advertising agency identified your website as being relevant and on target with our client's advertising goals.

Sometimes I even reply. Like today. I ignored it because you're calling me "webmaster" and emailing from linkbuilding-dot-something Cyas! ...and just to really hammer home that they are lost in the dark, they respond.

Hello Cyas, I am sorry if you don't want to be called webmaster, its actually an SEO term. Kind regards,

Here's a penny, go out and buy yourself a clue.