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Hi, I'm Åsk, I'm a geeky creative director. Here I share whatever is on my mind and the occasional script.

Dabitch.net - Everything is so random there must be a pattern

Advertising's most bookmarked websites showcasing world's most creative ads

Advertising's most bookmarked websites showcasing world's most creative ads

A fun list over at Economic Times, India : "Advertising's most bookmarked websites..." There is an archive here.

Adland.tv is one of the oldest of the lot with over 40,000 followers on Twitter, many of them being Indians. Founded in 1996 by Åsk Dabitch (the nom de plume of Åsk Wäppling), the site has a mammoth collation of over 30 years of Super Bowl commercials.

It's also conspicuous for calling a spade a spade and putting out a list of scam winners after every edition of the Cannes Lions. All this besides being a commercial ad archive that gets 10-35 campaigns to review on weekdays. Before Adland, Dabitch used to curate ads in scrapbooks and on VHS tapes.

Pretty ancient, no? "I wanted to show my collection to people so that they could use it for research or just save it as a part of popular culture," she recounts.

Adland started off as a paywalled website, for Dabitch was convinced that advertising on top of advertising, so to speak, was like a 'cake on a cake'. Over the years, she has warmed up to the then unsavoury idea of lending ad space to agencies, production houses and brands."

Brand Equity "Ads and their keepers" - 2013

Brand Equity "Ads and their keepers" - 2013

Advertising's most bookmarked websites showcasing world's most creative ads

How do you normally deal with controversies?

I pour gasoline on them and get marshmallows.

Adland.tv is one of the oldest of the lot with over 40,000 followers on Twitter, many of them being Indians. Founded in 1996 by Åsk Dabitch (the nom de plume of Åsk Wäppling), the site has a mammoth collation of over 30 years of Super Bowl commercials.


It's also conspicuous for calling a spade a spade and putting out a list of scam winners after every edition of the Cannes Lions. All this besides being a commercial ad archive that gets 10-35 campaigns to review on weekdays. Before Adland, Dabitch used to curate ads in scrapbooks and on VHS tapes.


Pretty ancient, no? "I wanted to show my collection to people so that they could use it for research or just save it as a part of popular culture," she recounts.


Adland started off as a paywalled website, for Dabitch was convinced that advertising on top of advertising, so to speak, was like a 'cake on a cake'. Over the years, she has warmed up to the then unsavoury idea of lending ad space to agencies, production houses and brands.

Adweek - 'The legendary ad blogger on Instagram creatives, brands riding the Reddit wave..."

Adweek - 'The legendary ad blogger on Instagram creatives, brands riding the Reddit wave..."

"The legendary ad blogger on Instagram creatives, brands riding the Reddit wave, and how agencies can save themselves" in Adweek (archive link
 

Åsk Wäppling was blogging about advertising long before most people were blogging about anything. She started what is now Adland.tv back in April 1996. In the 16 and a half years since, she's covered every notable ad agency and marketing trend, big and small, and every major TV, print, outdoor and digital campaign worth seeing. And she's done it all as a side project—with wit, humor, style and more than a little improvisation—while holding down agency jobs around the world.

Born in Sweden and raised in North Carolina, Wäppling—aka Dabitch—is an art director by trade who is now specializing in digital. Having recently moved to the U.S. from Europe, she sat down with Adweek to talk about the state of her site, the (sorry) state of young creatives today, and the future of advertising agencies—if there is one.

 

Are you still as excited about ad blogging today as you always were?

[Pause] Yeah. I still can't shut up about ads. But at the same time, I'm a little tired of the new crop of people who aren't reading anymore. I call it the "140char" mentality. People can't see the big picture anymore. I can't blame Twitter for it, that's a little passé. But we're constantly connected all the time, so we consume news really fast, and we quip jokes really fast. But we never see the full picture. We never slow down to read an article. And this really frustrates me, because if I've spent the time to write an article, at least spend the five minutes to read it. I'm sure you've seen this, too—people who zone in on one line in your post and pick on that because there's a typo in it, or they disagree on how it's put or something. And they miss the entire point.

 

You're renowned for your longer posts on advertising issues. So, you think they're just not being read?

I don't think they're read anymore. They used to be read. There's this Instagram generation of ad kids now who are not reading it or understanding how it can affect our future—and by that I mean, their future careers. And they don't really care. There's always been a group of "We don't care" kids in advertising, but it seems like now, all of them are "We don't care" kids. And it bothers me. I don't want them as my interns if they really don't care about the picture, they probably don't care about the big picture of the brand, either. How are they going to sell something?

And it's not just about articles that we write on the web. It's everything we do. If you look at the debates. As soon as Romney said something about binders, there was a Facebook of Mitt Romney's binders, a Tumblr of Mitt's Romney's binders, a Twitter of Mitt's Romney's binders. Did anybody listen to his point? I don't think so. We're dedicated to making these sarcastic quips all the time, but nobody's actually listening. And those who actually have something to say will stop talking. And that's going to be a problem.

 

Do you think the quality of advertising suffers because of shorter attention spans—not just the people consuming ads but those creating them?

That's a good question. I think it's worse for the people consuming. There's no sense of history anymore. You can't refer to news last week, it's already passé somehow. You see this with all these brands who are trying to do social media. They're just trying to ride a Reddit wave of fun-ness all of a sudden, and they think they score. But I won't remember Bodyform for anything other than they had a really funny CEO. I'm not going to remember them next week, because they haven't told me what Bodyform is. There's no branding left when you're just writing these single jokes. It just seems to me that even advertising on TV today is not taking the long view of the brand.

 

But you could look at a brand like Oreo, which doing some good viral stuff, but stuff that makes sense.

Exactly. They can comment on stuff that happens during the day, but they're doing it in the classic '80s/'90s way of posters. They're just doing it online. But it's very clever, because it's just centered on the cookie.

 

Lately, you've been talking a lot about the dangers of relinquishing your personal data on the Internet. What's the harm in that?

It's digital sharecropping. We've been doing this since GeoCities. Web companies will give away the tools for you to post stuff, and then sell the advertising space around it. Now, all these services are doing it. People spend a long time doing their Pinterest boards and their Facebook pages, and you're giving away all this data and information about yourself and spending all this time creating content for somebody else. So, there are six little kids at Instagram who are overnight bazillionaires off your baby pictures.

People should realize that it's a digital serfdom. You're giving away rights to your content. A lot of people say they get something out of it. On Facebook, they get to talk to their friends. At the same time, you can send baby pictures out via email, where nobody's making money off it. You should ask yourself: Can you download all your data? Can you save everything? Can you close this account at any time? Who owns the rights to it? And is it helping the only brand you know will be with you for the rest of your life, which is you? It's one thing if you're a fashion blogger and you're Pinterest blogging. But if you're just Pinterest blogging because it's a good place to save shit, you could do that with folders on your own computer.

 

Are there lessons for brands to learn here?

Brands are always following everything around. The baby pictures are a media space, and so there are brands putting ads on onesies there. But brands are forgetting one thing, and it's "dark social." We're always aiming for the Twitter social or the Facebook social or the Pinterest social. But dark social is where people are emailing things to each other. And the only time you can get people to share branded links with each other like that is when you're actually saying something that's relevant to them. So, brands may have very cute presences on Facebook and Twitter, but to actually be shared between people you have to stay relevant to the brand. So, when Oreo does something cute with the cookies, I might actually email that to my friend. And once you hit dark social, you've scored.

 

Let's talk about agencies. Are we looking at the last days of the traditional agency? Are creatives going to stop making ads and start making products? And if so, should they get out of the ad business entirely?

This is kind of doomsday, but I've been talking to a lot of different ad agencies for a while now about things one can do in the future. They're very, very slow moving. They still are moving like dinosaurs. And they're losing great creative minds to tech. You can see this especially on the West Coast. In San Francisco, everybody's going to tech. Iain Tait went to Google. Because tech isn't moving that slow. Tech is ready to jump into new media and new ideas and try things out.

But it's also because advertising agencies have had one fundamental problem since the beginning—using the 15 percent charge for media instead of charging for the idea, which is what we create. They're doing the same thing again. When they create these cute little apps and stuff, they're just giving the app away. This is something they should have rights to. This is the code that created this app. They could be selling it somewhere else. They could be making money off the stuff they're creating. And they're still not doing it. They're bleeding themselves dry.

 

Are they in too deep, or is there time to turn this around?

They can turn it around, but they've gotta do it yesterday. They're probably going to have meetings for another six months to discuss what I just said.

Meet The 22 Most Influential Advertising Bloggers

Meet The 22 Most Influential Advertising Bloggers

Back in 2012, Business Insider listed us as one of the 22 most influential advertising bloggers among big names such as Seth Godin, Joe La Pompe, Weiden + Kennedy, and The Ad Contrarian. I wish I had been contacted just to let them know that I do not CamelCap the surname Dabitch. There is an archive here.

 

Adland

Åsk Wäppling

Åsk Wäppling, founder of Adland. 

dabitch.net

Why we like: Adland is the old blog in the room, it's been around since 1996. There's a plethora of content, including a massive library of Super Bowl ads. While the content relies on submissions, host DaBitch still puts out some of the best editorials on the web.

Carlsberg - beer as art - in night clubs

Carlsberg - beer as art - in night clubs

Challenge

With Carlsberg expanding their beer family, each brewmaster acts as an artist crafting a new style beer. Yet night clubbing kids still order "Just a Carlsberg" because the Brewmasters Collection is overlooked when going out.

Solution

Treat the beer itself as the art it is. With microscopic imaging of each style beer, hung as giant works of art in bars & night clubs. The Ale, the IPA, the stout, each beer looks quite different up really really close.

Result

Ads as conversation pieces, instead of just ads. Bartenders could point to the art and say "this beer, tastes like that."

The Friday Playlist: Cover Me

The Friday Playlist: Cover Me

The most common rejection of your ad idea is probably “too celebral”. The second most common rejection-reason is: “It’s been done”

Oh yeah? Well, here’s a little study in doing something that’s been done again, and making it sound fresh.

Back in the 80s, when everything suddenly seemed sampled and my mind had been blown by Herbie Hancock going all robot on us with “Rockit” (and the robots then appeared in this Pretty Polly advert…) I was trying to help my older, way cool, brother with ideas for samples he could use with his band. As I poured the tub for my bath that night I shrieked; “Bath water! Sample filling a tub!” thinking I had just solved everything for him and might even get a mention on his upcoming album cover.

“Bah”, he replied, “The GO-GO’s already did that.”

Clearly, I needed to catch up, as soon as I got the chance I snuck into his room and listened to every album he had, leaving scratches in all of them if you ask him, who banned me from his room forever. The one Go-Go’s song that stuck with me was Our Lips Are Sealed which seemed to be my mother’s constant advice of ignoring my tormentors at school by ignoring them. It still resonates, and works quite well in Fredo Viola‘s version, including purring cat at the start. A purring cat!

I should’ve suggested that. Drats.

Via Tnia takes on Nina Simone – the goddess who gave us “Mississippi Goddam” – which is a very brave move. Her interpretation of ‘misunderstood’ brings it back to being about love, rather than the Civil Rights movement people assumed it was about when Nina sang it — adding the rhythmic drums as if they’re the beating
heart of nerves. The Animals have done a version as well, but having belted out The House of the Rising Sun about a gazillion times in music class rehearsals, I’ve grown a little allergic to them as a band.

I broke out in hives just typing that link.

Parisian group Mondrian add a banjo and the smattering of a washboard to Amy Winehouse’s “You Know I’m No Good” and it makes complete sense.

It’s been ten years since the world lost Aaliyah who sang “Somebody” and already had three albums to her name at the tender age of 22. Gossip covers it, and lead singer Beth Ditto adds even more pining for secret sex in her voice to the lyrics. She is naughty naughty.

Everyone worth their salt has tried to do a cover of “Tainted Love,” the song where the Soft Cell version everyone recalls is actually a cover of the original by performed by Gloria Jones back in the Mad Men era. My Brightest Diamond give it
violins, guitars, and drum up the air-fist-pumping moment we all can’t help but do when she sings: “I’ve got to [fist-pump] run away…”. Yes the fist-pump even Marilyn Manson did but let’s just ignore that.

I always loved “These Boots Are Made for Walking,” and have been known to dance like the ladies behind Nancy in this video when I was a wee lass trying to be cool, but one line always bugged me. “I just found me a brand new box of matches, and what he knows you ain’t got time to learn.” Nancy can only leave a guy via another guy. Wuss.

We need some Bossanova-ish Blondie now – with “Call Me” done by Skye.

“Guns of Brixton’s Underworld” – covered by Apollo Zero. When they kick in your front door, how you gonna come?

Kovak covers “Atomic” and it sounds even more so.

Trash Yourself with the Toxic Avenger covers “Song2″ by Blur. It’s gritty.

Klaxons do “No Diggety” and I dig it.

Now we’re getting complicated, and NSFW lyric-wise. “Lollibon” is what Simon Iddol got when he remixed MaDison’s cover of Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop” with Daleduro. It’s nothing like the original.

Ever heard Fat Boy Slim’s “Praise You” played with a flute and a harmonica? Now you have as SSG from Smokey Carrot Records turn it on and up.

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This post was written for The Advertising week social club blog.

Friday Playlist: Earfloss

Friday Playlist: Earfloss

I don’t have a theme this week, other than “sounds that clean the cobwebs from my head,” I guess.

Earfloss, I call it.

Some sounds are so easy to like, others, like nails on chalkboard make some people recoil. I never minded nails on chalk, but can freak out when the vibration-rattling of the old car window changes hum as a large truck passes. This is why you see me wearing headphones all the time, the oddest sounds set me off. But some are great when turned into music.

It starts with that ‘eeeeeeeiiingggazzzeeieiingg’ noise that enters my ear like this, and manages to lie right between ‘sounds cool’ and ‘ouch.’

And then there’s so many ‘al-al-al-al’ that you reach the points of “yeah too many soon’ but right then it stops and Blinky Bill takes to the mike with a huff and a puff in Huff+Puff. Soon I’m ready to Disco, thanks to this earfloss from Just a Band (Kenya – there’s a French “Just a band” as well, don’t get them confused).

Then Yelle starts banging her drum in Les Femmes (SIRIUSMO rmx). I can’t even pronounce any of it but I sing along to whatever she’s saying, and she brings the earfloss in at the end.

The glimmer song from A Band Called Quinn is easy to sing along to. We’ve all woken up with glitter from yesterday on us. Haven’t we?

Now we Go Go Go (Ft. The Genevan Heathen) to the D I S C O – oh yes, we’re going to the Dicso, and every time Teki Latex sings “danse danse danse” I see with my minds eye this cat dance. Welcome to my weird brain. Use only as directed.

Feeling a little urge to rock out, I call upon Dj Moule & Good Love, Good Rock where Joan Jett & the Blackhearts’ I love Rock’n Roll shines again. The entrance Joan makes in the video is golden, and mimicked to death by me when I was 9 years old while wearing my grandfathers flannel work shirt as it was the ‘rockiest’ thing I could find in the house. Of course, everyone thought it was adorable… aaar! you.. you.. you suck! *doorslam*

We gotta be ready, man. Don Omar ft Tempo & Dynasty do Hasta Abajo Remix 2 and those rock-riffs are blown away with high doses of speedy Spanish Rrrrr-rolling rap. There are turtles all the way down, by the way.

Lady N will rap about Wine wine wine wine feeling fine, and you’re a queen when you dance. I think that’s what she’s saying, I dunno, I’m too busy wiggling my hips to care at this point.

R.A.C.K will start a Révolution, complete with the sound of guns and sounds that make you want to jump around. We’re way beyond earfloss. The thump-thump at the start makes me flashback to Joan Jett entering that bar. Thump-thump = what Joan Jett’s bar-entrance makes my heart do.

When I walk into my offsprings primary I have to pass through the high-school, wearing bone-print-jeans (yes, like skeleton legs), an ankle-long bright green leather coat and mirrors glasses while I hum this: “I got Ray-Ban vision, these ain’t no prescription, I see you haters comin’ [xxxxx] don’t think that I’m slippin’ and it’s all the catchy A-Trak feat. CyHi Da Prynce “Ray-Ban vision” fault. It amuses the primary kids, as whenever the bright purple headphones are on I do the headboppin’ dance that probably looks like a pigeon-walk.

I need to go back to Africa now, and the haunting sound of Dj Mujava’s township funk. Earfloss!

End with another visit to Kenya and Just a Band’s UsiniboreDon’t tell me what I can and can’t do. I can change the world.

Here’s the open playlist in another window link. Hope you enjoy.

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